Tone: [G]
[G]Ladies you're damn right
You can't read a man's mind
We're living in two tribes
And h[Bb]heading for [C]war
[G]Nobody's perfect
We all gotta work it
But fellas, we're worth it
So [Bb]don't break the [C]law
Your c[G]call's late, big mistake
You've gotta hang about
in limbo for as long as I take
Next time, read my mind and I[Bb]I'll be good to y[C]you
We're [G]gift-wrapped kitty cats
We're only turning into
tigers when we gotta fight back
Let's go, Eskimo
Out i[Bb]into the b[C]blue
[Bb]Come take my hand
[C]Understand that you can
You're my [Bb]man and I need you t[C]tonight
[Bb]Come make my dreams
Honey [C]hard as it seems
Loving [Bb]me is as easy as p[C]pie, I
I[G]I'm just a love machine
Feeding my fantasy
Give me a kiss or three [Bb] [C]
And I'm fine
[G]I need a squeeze a day
Instead of this negligee
What will the neighbours say [Bb] [C]
This time
[G]I've been going crazy while you sleep
Searching for a language
That the t[Bb]two of us can s[C]speak so
Mr[G]Mr. prehistoric, make your wheel
And I'll breathe underwater '
'Cos I [Bb]like the way it [C]feels
Your c[G]call's late, big mistake
You've gotta hang about in
limbo for as long as I take
Next time, read my mind and I[Bb]I'll be good to y[C]you
We're [G]gift-wrapped kitty cats
We're only turning into
tigers when we gotta fight back
Let's go, Eskimo
Out i[Bb]into the b[C]blue
[Bb]Come take my hand
[C]Understand that you can
You're my [Bb]man and I need you t[C]tonight
[Bb]Come make my dreams
Honey [C]hard as it seems
Loving [Bb]me is as easy as p[C]pie, I
I[G]I'm just a love machine
Feeding my fantasy
Give me a kiss or three [Bb] [C]
And I'm fine
[G]I need a squeeze a day
Instead of this negligee
What will the neighbours say [Bb] [C]
This time
[G]Oh, it's very new
Can anybody tell me what to [Bb]do? [C]
[G]Oh, this feeling's very strange
Can anybody tell me what's you're[Bb]you're game?[C]game?
[G]-Oh- A little education
-Oh- To give you motivation
-Oh- We'll turn the situation..[Bb]situation... r[C]round
-[G]-Oh- 'Cos I don't wanna change ya
-Oh- Making you a stranger
-Oh- I'll only re-arrange ya..[Bb]ya... f[C]for now
-Oh- [G]I'm just a Love Machine
-0h- To give you motivation
-Oh- I'm just a Love Machine [Bb] [C]
-Ooh, ooh-
-Oh- [G]I'm just a Love Machine
-0h- To give you motivation
-Oh- I'm just a Love Machine [Bb] [C]
-Oh, oh, oh-