Tone: [D]
Verse 1:
P[D]Pastor, pastor please
Why are you taking off your jeans?
And your [Asus4]best Sunday shoes
To show me what's underneath?
There's still pe[Gsus2]people in the pews
And my mom's in the other room
I don't kn[D]know what you want me to do
But she to[Asus4]told me to listen to you
Verse 2:
P[D]Pastor, pastor please
I'm only nine you're fifty two
And I t[Asus4]thought you didn't believe
That gays could be Christian too
[Gsus2]Listen, listen, listen
I swear this won't take long
If y[D]you think this is right
Then I'm[Asus4]I'm fine with being wrong
Pre-Chorus:
[G]Turning nickels into di[A]dimes just to change my state of [Bm]mind
Turning nothing into s[D]something since I was only n[G]nine
All the boomers say we're bl[A]blind
All this xxxx is in our m[Bm]mind
Go to church on Sunday m[D]m
orning and you should be feeling f[G]fine [A]
You should be feeling [Bm]fine [D]
Chorus:
[Dsus4]I did my time in the p[Dsus2]pews, I took the biblical a[D3]abuse
I sang the hymns when I d[Dsus2]didn't even want to
I s[Dsus4]sat through the sermons
To h[Dsus2]hear them say my friends would go to h[D3]hell
But if that's sinning
Then [Dsus2]send me straight to Hell as wel[D]well [Asus4]
Then send me straight to Hell as well [Gsus2] [D]
Verse 3:
P[D]Pastor, pastor please
Why is it that women shouldn't preach
And that there's [Asus4]parts of that book
That you don't like to teach
I'm not the [Gsus2]only one confused
Cause my mom's in the other room
She sc[D]scared of the things you do
And said m[Asus4]maybe not to listen to you
Chorus:
[D]I did my time in the pews, I took the biblical abuse
I sang the hymns when I d[D]didn't even want to
I s[D]sat through the sermons
To h[D]hear them say my friends would go to hell
But if that's s[D]sinning
Then send me straight to Hell as wel[D]well [Asus4]
Then send me straight to Hell as well [Gsus2] [D]
Outro:
[D] [Asus4] [Gsus2] [D]