Tone: [Gm]
Intro:
[Gm] [Eb] [Bb] [F]
Some people say that rappers don’t have feelings
We have feelings. -We have feelings-
Some people say that we are not rappers. -We’re rappers.-
That hurts our feelings.
-Hurts our feelings when you say we’re not rappers.-
Some people say that rappers are invincible
We’re vincible. -We’re vincible.-
What you are about to hear are true stories
-Real experiences-
Autobiographical raps.
Things that happened to us, All true
Bring the rhyme!
[Gm]I make a meal for my friends,
Try to make it delicious,
Try to ke[Eb]keep it nutritious,
Create wonderful dishes.
Not o[Bb]one of them thinks about the way I feel
Nob[F]Nobody compliments the meal
[Gm]I got hurt fe[Eb]feelings, I got hurt fe[Bb]feelings
I feel like a prize xxxxxxx
No one even m[F]mentions my casserole.
[Gm]I got hurt f[Eb]feelings, I got hurt fe[Bb]feelings.
You coulda said something nice about my pro[F]profiteroles
[Gm]Here’s a little story to bring a tear to your eye,
I was s[Eb]shopping for a wetsuit to scuba dive,
But [Bb]every suit I tried is too big around the thighs,
And the [F]assistant suggested I try a ladies’ size
[Gm]I got hurt f[Eb]feelings, I got hurt fe[Bb]feelings
I’m not gonna wear a ladies’ wetsuit[F]wetsuit I’m a man!
[Gm]I got hurt f[Eb]feelings, I got hurt fe[Bb]feelings
Get me a small man’s w[F]wetsuit, please
It’s my [Gm]birthday, 2003
[Eb]Waitin’ for a call from my family [Bb]
[F]They forgot about me
[Gm]I got hurt f[Eb]feelings, I got hurt fe[Bb]feelings
The day after my birthday is n[F]not my birthday, Mum
I c[Gm]call my friends and say, “Let’s go into town,”
But they’re [Eb]all too busy to go into town
So I g[Bb]go by myself, I go into town
Then I s[F]see all my friends, they’re all in town
[Gm]I got hurt f[Eb]feelings, I got hurt fe[Bb]feelings.
They’re all lined up to watch that mo[F]movie “Maid in Manhattan.”
Have you [Gm]ever been told that your ass is too big?
Have you [Eb]ever been asked if your hair is a wig?
Have you [Bb]ever been told you’re mediocre in bed?
Have you [F]ever been told you’ve got a weird-shaped head?
Has your [Gm]family ever forgotten you and driven away?
Once ag[Eb]again, they forgot about J
Were you [Bb]ever called “homo” ‘cuz at school you took drama?
Have you [F]ever been told that you look like a llama?
[Gm]Tears of a rapper -[Eb]-tears of a rapper-,
I’m crying t[Bb]tears of a rapper
Tears of a rapper