Capo on 3
Intro
[Dm] [F] [C] [C] x4
Verse 1
[Dm] [F]What did you [C]think I'd say to that?
[Dm] [F]Does a scorpion [C]sting when fighting back?
[Dm] [F]They strike to [C]kill, and you [Dm]know I [F]will[C]
You [Dm]know I [F] [C]will
[Dm] [F] [C] [C]
[Dm] [F]What do you [C]sing on your drive home?
[Dm] [F]Do you see [C]my face in the neighbor's lawn?
[Dm]Does she [F]smile?[F]
[C]Or does she [Dm]mouth, [F]"F*ck you for[C]ever"?
Pre-Chorus
[F] [C]Every time you [G]call me [F]crazy, I [C]get more [G]crazy
[G]What about that?[G] [F]
And when you [C]say I seem [G]angry, I [F]get more [C]angry[G]
Chorus
And there's [F]nothing like a [C]mad [G]woman
What a [F]shame she went [C]mad[G]
[F]No one likes a [C]mad [G]woman
You [F]made her like [C]that[G]
And you'll [F]poke that [C]bear 'til her [G]claws come out
And you [F]find some[C]thing to [G]wrap your noose around
[F] [C]And there's [G]nothing like a mad [F] [C] [G] [G] woman
[Dm] [F] [C] [C] x4
Verse 2
[Dm] [F]Now I breathe [C]flames each time I talk
[Dm]My [F]cannons all [C]firin' at your yacht
[Dm]They [F]say, "Move [C]on," but you know I [Dm]won't [F] [C]
[Dm]And [F]women like [C]hunting witches [Dm]too
[F]Doing your [C]dirtiest work for [Dm]you
It's [F]obvious that [C]wanting me [Dm]dead
Has really [F]brought you two [C]together
Pre-Chorus
[F] [C]Every time you [G]call me [F]crazy, I [C]get more [G]crazy
[G]What about that?[G] [F]
And when you [C]say I seem [G]angry, I [F]get more [C]angry[G]
Chorus
And there's [F]nothing like a [C]mad [G]woman
What a [F]shame she went [C]mad[G]
[F]No one likes a [C]mad [G]woman
You [F]made her like [C]that[G]
And you'll [F]poke that [C]bear 'til her [G]claws come out
And you [F]find some[C]thing to [G]wrap your noose around
[F] [C]And there's [G]nothing like a mad [F] [C] [G] [G] woman
Bridge
[F] [Dm]I'm [C]taking my [F]time, taking my [C]time
'Cause [G]you took everything [F]from me[Dm]
[C]Watching you [F]climb, watching you [C]climb
[G]Over people like [F]me[Dm]
The [C]master of [F]spin has a couple side flings
[G]Good wives always [F]know[Dm]
[C]She should be mad, should be [F]scathing like me, but
Outro
[G]No one likes a mad[F] [Dm]woman[C]
[F]What a [C]shame she went [G]mad [F] [Dm] [C] [C]
[F] [C] You [G]made her like that
[F] [Dm] [C] [C]
[F] [C] [G] [G]
[F] [Dm] [C] [C]
[F] [C] [G] [G]
Transition
[Am] [Em] [C]You [Am]made her like that
[Am] [Em] [C]You [Am]made her like that
[Em] [Em] [Em]
[Em] [C] [D] [Am] [Em] [C] [D] [Am]
Verse 1
[Em] Este's a [C]friend of mine
We m[D]eet up every Tuesday
night for d[Am]inner and a glass of w[Em]ine
Este's been [C]losin' sleep
Her h[D]usband's actin' different,
and it s[Am]mells like infidelit[Em]y
She says, "That ain't my [G]merlot on his mouth [D]
That ain't my [Am]jewellery on our joint [Em]account"
No, there [G]ain't no [D]doubt
I think I'm gonna call him [D]out
Chorus
She says[Em], "I think he d[Am]id it, but I j[C]ust can't p[D]rove it"[Em]
I think he d[Am]id it, but I j[C]ust can't pr[D]ove it [Em]
I think he d[Am]id it, but I j[G]ust can't pr[D]ove it [Em]
No, no [Am]body, no crime
But [D]I ain't lettin' up until the day I [Em]die
Post-Chorus
[C]No, no [D] [Am]
I think he [Em]did it
[C]No, no [D] he [Am]did it
Verse 2
[Em] Este [C]wasn't there [D]Tuesday night at Olive Gardеn
[Am]At her job or [Em]anywhere
Hе reports his [C]missing wife
And I [D]noticed when I passed his house
His [Am]truck has got some brand new [Em]tyres
And his [G]mistress moved [D]in
Sleeps in [Am]Este's bed and [Em]everything
No, there [G]ain't no [D]doubt
Somebody's gotta catch him [D]out, 'cause
Chorus
[Em] I think he d[Am]id it, but I j[C]ust can't pr[D]ove it [Em]
I think he d[Am]id it, but I j[C]ust can't pr[D]ove it [Em]
I think he d[Am]id it, but I j[G]ust can't pr[D]ove it [Em]
No, no [Am]body, no crime
But [D]I ain't lettin' up until the day I [Em]die
Post-Chorus
[C]No, no [D] [Am]
I think he [Em]did it
[C]No, no one [D]likes a mad woman
Bridge
[Am] Good thing my daddy made me get a
boating [Em]licence when I was fifteen
[Am] And I've cleaned enough houses
To know [Em]how to cover up a scene
[Bm] Good thing Este's sister's gonna [Em]swear
she was with me (She was with me, dude)
[Am] Good thing his mistress took
out a big [B7]life insurance policy
Chorus
[Em] They think she d[Am]id it, but they j[C]ust can't p[D]rove it[Em]
They think she d[Am]id it, but they j[C]ust can't p[D]rove it[Em]
She thinks I d[Am]id it, but she j[G]ust can't pr[D]ove it[Em]
No, no [Am]body, no crime
I [C]wasn't lettin' up until the [D]day he [Em]
No, no [Am]body, no crime
I [C]wasn't lettin' up until the [D]day he [Em]
No, no [Am]body, no crime
I [D]wasn't lettin' up until the day he died
[Em]But no likes a [Am]ma-a-a-a-[C]ad wo[D]man
And you [Em]poke that bear till the [Am]claws come out
And you [C]find something to [D]wrap your noose around
[Em]No one likes a ma-a-a-[Am]ad woman [Em]