Tone: [G]
Verse 1:
[G]Ev[G]ery girl from h[B]er[B]e to So[C]ho[C] [Cm] lov[G]
es[G] to tell me thin[B]gs[B] I don't [Em]kno[Em]w [C] [C]
It's [G]be[G]autiful and s[B]ma[B]rt, and no[C] g[C]ood for m[Cm]e, [Cm]at a[D]ll
Verse 2:
[G]Al[G]All your boyfriends g[B]go [B]to fi[C]lm[C] school
[Cm] [Cm]Nath[G]Nathan[G]an was in [B]pl[B]ays in h[Em]igh[Em] school -How 'bout that?-
[C] [C] M[G]Me [G]I'm gonna pl[B]ay[B] the imb[C]ec[C]ile[Cm] wh[Cm]o,
[D]Who keeps choosing you, even though you're bipolar and you're selfish!
I hate you! AHHHHHH!
Chorus:
[G]Everyon[B]Everyone is [C]better than [Cm]me, I [G]think every[B]everyone is [Em]better than, b[C]etter than [G]me
Everyo[B]Everyone is [C]better than, [Cm]better than [D]me, heyay
Bridge:
[E]Ahhhhhhhhhhhh[Eb]ahhhhhhhhhhh[D]hahhhhhhhhhh[Db]ahhhhhhhhhhhh
[C] Baaaba badaaaa [G]daaaaaaaaaaa -Solo- [C]Baaba badaaaa [G]daaaaaaaaaaaaa -Solo-
[C] Baaaba badaaaa [G]daaaaaaaaaaa -Solo- [C]Baaba badaaaa [G]daaaaaaaaaaaaa -Solo-
[D]Aaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh
Interlude -x2-:
[G] [G] [B] [B] [C] [C] [Cm] [Cm]
Verse 3: -no guitar-
Look what you've done, now I'm a mess.
Today I even thought I'd wear a dress
It's beautiful, so smart and no good for me, at [D]all
[D]Yeah!
Chorus:
[G]Everyon[B]Everyone is [C]better than [Cm]me, I [G]think every[B]everyone is [Em]better than, b[C]etter than [G]me
Everyo[B]Everyone is [C]better than, [Cm]better than [D]me, heyay
[G]Everyon[B]Everyone is [C]better than [Cm]me, I [G]think, throw your [B]hands out [C]if you [Cm]agree with
[G]me, every[B]everyone is [C]better than m[Cm]me, I [G]think every[B]one is [C]better than,
Better than [G]me [B] [C] [Cm]
Better than [G]me [B] [C] [Cm]
Oh!
Outro -x4-:
[G] [B] [C] [Cm]