Tone: [Em]
Capo: 2
Intro:
This song is for the [Em]boy who play me
Here's our breakup
[B7]I never got to say
Here's all the th[C]things you gave me
While we were dating
A[Am]Alphabetically ar[B7]arranged
Verse:
[Em]a. is for all your half-assed apologies
[B7]b. is for breaking up at my birthday party
C[C]Couldn't I see that I would
be catching you, c[Am.]cheating on [B7]me?
[Em]d. is for drunk and dialing me to drive you home
[B7]e. is for evidence I found on your phone so
[C]Fu k you for making me feel like a godd mn f[Am]fool [B7]
Chorus:
[C]Goodbye to the guy I knew
H[B7]Hello heartbreak honeymoon
[C]I'm more interested in me
J[Am]Joke's on you and your je[B7]jealousy
Instrumental:
[Em] [B7] [C] [Am] [B7]
Verse:
This song is for the b[Em]boy who kissed me
I hope you're listening
L[B7]Learn your ABC's
Never thought I'd ca[C]catch you cheating
Gave me 26 reasons
You're al[Am]alphabetically d[B7]deranged
K[Em]K is for karma for kissing him in front of me
[B7]L is for lying saying "I love you, I'd never leave"
Y[C]You're mistaken if you think you
can manipulate me [Am]one more [B7]time
[Em]N is naive to never notice your narcissism
[B7]O is I'm moving on to optimism
P[C]Played me like a puppet but
I'm pulling out my st[Am]strings [B7]
Chorus:
[C]Quit your crying you're quite a fool
[B7]I'm restaring with someone new
The st[C]story of us ends very woefully
[Am]Fu k you and your [B7]xyz
Instrumental:
[Em] [B7] [C] [Am] [B7]
Bridge:
S[Em]Sicko psycho now that I know
G[B7]Gonna get revenge
L[C]Liar light your bed on fire
I[Am]It's in my def[B7]defense
H[Em]Heartbreak mistakes fu king insane
B[B7]Bottled up my tears
H[C]Heart ache betrayed aren't you afraid
[Am]My love is your [B7]fear
Chorus:
I h[C]hope you've learned your ABC's
Of [B7]all the things you did to me
Le[C]Learned to love myself from your deceit
[Am]Happy ending to [B7]this sad sto[Em]story