Tone: [B]
Verse 1:
[E] I was supposed to be [Gb]sent away
But [Ebm]they forgot to come and [Abm]get me
[E] I was a functioning [Gb]alcoholic
'Til nobody [B]noticed my new aes[Abm]aesthetic
[E] All of this to [Gb]say, I hope you're [Ebm]okay
But you're the [Abm]reason
[E] And no one [Gb]here's to blame
But [B]what about your quiet [Abm]treason?
Chorus:
And for a [E]fortnight there we [Gb]were
Forever running 'til you [Ebm]sometimes ask a[Abm]about
The web and now you're in my [E]backyard turned in[Gb]into good neighbors
Your wife waters [B]flowers
I want to [Abm]kill her
Verse 2:
[E] All my mornings are [Gb]Monday stuck in an [Ebm]endless Febru[Abm]February
[E]I took the miracle [Gb]move on drug, the ef[B]effects were tempo[Abm]temporary
And I [E]love you, it's [Gb]ruining my
life -And I [Ebm]love you, it's [Abm]ruining my life-
I [E]touched you for [Gb]only a fortnight -I [B]touched you-
But I [Abm]touched you
Chorus:
And for a [E]fortnight there we [Gb]were
Forever running 'til you [Ebm]sometimes ask a[Abm]about
The web and now you're in my [E]backyard turned in[Gb]into good neighbors
Your wife waters [B]flowers
I want to [Abm]kill her
And for a [E]fortnight there we [Gb]were
Together running 'til you [Ebm]sometimes come and [Abm]tug my sweater
Now you're at the [E]mailbox turned in[Gb]into good neighbors
My husband is [B]cheating, I want to [Abm]kill him
Bridge:
I [E]love you, it'[Gb]it's ruining my life, I [Ebm]love you, it's [Abm]ruining my life
I [E]touched you for [Gb]only a fortnight, I [B]touched you, I [Abm]touched you
I [E]love you, it'[Gb]it's ruining my life, I [Ebm]love you, it's [Abm]ruining my life
I [E]touched you for [Gb]only a fortnight, I [B]touched you, I [Abm]touched you
Outro:
I [E]call you up but you [Gb]won't pick up
Another [Ebm]fortnight lost in A[Abm]America
Move to [E]Florida, buy the [Gb]car you want
But it [B]won't start up 'til you [Abm]touch, touch, touch me
I [E]call you up but you [Gb]won't pick up
Another [Ebm]fortnight lost in A[Abm]America
Move to [E]Florida, buy the [Gb]car you want
But it [B]won't start up 'til you [Abm]touch, touch, touch [B]you