Tone: [G]
[G]Hi, what's your name?
How are you ? How's your life ?
[C]Oh, you got a man? Are you in [Bb]love?
If so, what type? [G]
Is it just platonic, strictly just as friends
Or the [Bb]type that ties you two together[C]together till tomorrow's end? [G]
If it is, disregard everytime I call you pretty
Though it's [Bb]meant sincerely
it's just my im[C]imagination drifting [G]
Brush me off like the dirt on Jay-Z's shoulders
So I f[Bb]fall to the ground
Collect myself and get [C]ready to take over your heart
Or at least your spare time
[G]And I love the thought of being with you
Or [Bb]maybe it's the thought of
not [C]being so alone [G]
The second one's way sadder the the first one, but [Bb]
I Don't
[C]Know
I love the thought of [G]being with you
Or m[Bb]maybe it's the though of
not [C]being so alone
[G]Man, xxxx, I really love being in love
But [Bb]also really love not[C]not crying on the ...
We should go get a cup of [G]coffee
And I'll act friendly
And I [Bb]won't pull any stunts
But I'm a [C]freaking stunt puller from birth [G]
So I don't know what to tell you
If I try to con[Bb]confess my love for ... [C]
scones
[G]I just want to tell you real quick, please shhh
I love these ... scones
Just the diversity between the selection
The rasberry, the blueberry, the strawberry, pumpkin...
Even which is b[Bb]basically a xxxxing squash
How you make a s[C]scone out of a freaking squash?
It blows my MIND ,[G], OH MAN
But what were you talk[Bb]talking about ?
I'm so sorry to inte[C]interrupt
Oh yeah, you're boyf[G]boyfriend make you mad the other day?
What was he saying? [Bb]What was he talking about?
Oh my god, that's cr[C]crazy
What do I think? Hm, [G]let me think
about it, let me think about it
Hm,hm,hm [Bb] [C]
He was being mean at that time
But i'm sure he's gonna turn around at some point, and
And.. I[G]I love the thought of being with you
Or m[Bb]maybe it's the thought of
not b[C]being so alone
[G]Man, xxxx, I really love being in love
But I al[Bb]also really love not [C]crying on the phone
[G]Man, I love the thought of being with you
Or [Bb]maybe it's the thought of
not [C]being so alone
I don't know [G]
The second one's way sadder the the first one
But..[Bb]But.. I don't [C]know
[G]Hi, wassup?
Yeah, what's going on?
[Bb]Oh yeah, she told me a lot about you
[C]Yeah, uh huh
[G]It's so great that you're doing all of those things
You should keep doing all of th[Bb]them
I ... th[C]think ...
Oh ye[G]yeah, my name is Hobo Johnson
I'm a rapper
I'm not actually a rapper, I'd like to say a musician
I play gu[Bb]guitar sometimes too
I'm not just as good as Derek
It doesn'[C]doesn't matter, but
She is like the nicest per[G]person
I've met in my whole life
And I'm sure you know it 'cause
You sleep next to her every night
And you guys would probably cu[Bb]cuddle and kiss or whatever [C]
But, you know, she is just so s[G]sweet and she
cared about me a lot when no one else cared
about me and I think
that's really nice
[Bb]You know, she is just a [C]...
She is just a peach
She is a peach
Scone
She is a peach scone
And.. [G]I love the thought of being with her
I j[Bb]just really hope that she do[C]doesn't get HURT
[G]Man
They say it takes two year to come back ...
do[Bb]wn ... to e[C]arth from that lovely pl[G]ace that
you have been,
I've heard it's so nice
I've heard it's s[Bb]so nice, good for you
I'm g[C]glad and if you find someone
that really [G]loves you for who you are
Keep being with them, man! Cause that'[Bb]that's
is what matters in this life [C]