Tone: [D]
Verse 1:
Well, I'm [D]not too superstitious, but I kn[A]knock on wood a lot
Prayin' [Em7]I wake up tomorrow, get the [G]guts to tell you off
But I k[D]know I'll never get
there, you could s[A]scream you wish me dead
But I'll crawl [Em7]back to you
tomorrow; why the [G]hell can't I get mad?
Chorus:
Some[D]Someday, won't this be [A]funny?
Well, I want it funny [Em7]now
Man, I wanna[G]wanna laugh so loud
Some[D]Someday, won't this be [A]long ago?
I wanna feel that [Em7]now
Chorus:
Sorry if I [G]can't see how I'm s[D]screwed
But hey, what can you [A]do?
I'm a touchy feely [Em7]fool
I would give a[Bm]anything to not [A]give a xxxx about [D]you
Life is pretty [A]cruel
For a touchy feely [Em7]fool
I would give a[Bm]anything to not [A]give a xxxx, but I [D]do
Instrumental:
[A] [Em7] [Bm] [A] [D]
Verse 2:
Well, I'm [D]not too
claustrophobic, but I [A]lose my breath sometimes
Now I [Em7]can't even talk to ya; now your l[G]lawyers talk to mine
Could you [D]teach me to be ruthless? Could I [A]be unfeeling too?
Maybe s[Em7]someday when I'm older, I'll be b[G]better off like you
Bridge:
I'm better off a [D]stick; I'm better off a stone
I'm better off a j[A]jerk; I'm better off alone
I'm better not [Em7]feeling stress or feeling bliss
I won't feel [G]much; at least I won't be feelin' this
Chorus:
I'm s[D]screwed
But hey, what can you [A]do?
I'm a touchy feely [Em7]fool
I would give a[Bm]anything to not [A]give a xxxx about [D]you
Life is pretty [A]cruel
For a touchy feely [Em7]fool
I would give a[Bm]anything to not [A]give a xxxx, but I [D]do, I [A]do, I[Em7]I do
I would give [Bm]anything to not [A]give a xxxx
Chorus:
Some[D]Someday, won't this be [A]funny?
Well, I want it funny [Em7]now
Man, I wanna[G]wanna laugh so loud
Some[D]Someday, won't this be [A]long ago?
I wanna feel that [Em7]now
Outro:
I'm sorry if I c[G]can't see how some[D]someday…
Some[A]Someday, some[Em7]someday [G]