Tone: [C]
Verse:
[C]It's not easy having yourself a good time
[Fm]Greasing up those bets and betters
[Fm]Watching out they don't four-letter
[C]xxxx and kiss you both at the same time
[Fm]Smells-like something I've forgotten
[Fm]Curled up died and now it's rotten
I'm[Gm]I'm not a gangster tonight
Do[Ab]Don't want to be a bad guy
I'm [Gm]just a loner baby
And[Ab]And now you're gotten in my way
Chorus:
[Eb]I can't decide
Whether [G]you should live or die
Oh, you'll p[Ab]probably go to heaven
Please don't h[F]hang your head and cry
No wonder w[Cm]why
My heart feels d[Eb]dead inside
It's c[G]cold and hard and p[Ab]petrified
[Eb]Lock the doors and cl[F]close the blinds
We're g[Ab]going [Bb]for a r[Eb]ride
Verse:
[C]It's a xxxxx convincing people to like you
[Fm]If I stop now call me a quitter
[Fm]If lies were cats you'd be a litter
[C]Pleasing everyone isn't like you
[Fm]Dancing jigs until I'm crippled
[Fm]Slug ten drinks I won't get pickled
[Gm]I've got to hand it to you
[Ab]You've played by all the same rules
[Gm]It takes the truth to fool me
[Ab]And now you've made me angry
Chorus:
[Eb]I can't decide
Whether [G]you should live or die
Oh, you'll p[Ab]probably go to heaven
Please don't h[F]hang your head and cry
No wonder w[Cm]why
My heart feels d[Eb]dead inside
It's c[G]cold and hard and p[Ab]petrified
[Eb]Lock the doors and cl[F]close the blinds
We're g[Ab]going [Bb]for a r[Eb]ride
Bridge:
Oh I could thr[C]throw you in the lake
Or feed you po[Fm]poisoned birthday cake
I wont den[Bb]deny I'm gonna miss you when you're go[Eb]gone
Oh I could bu[G]bury you alive
But you might cr[Cm]crawl out with a knife
And kill me wh[Abm]when I'm sleeping
Th[Bb]That's why
Chorus:
I[Eb]I can't decide
Whether [G]you should live or die
Oh, you'll p[Ab]probably go to heaven
Please don't h[F]hang your head and cry
No wonder w[Cm]why
My heart feels d[Eb]dead inside
It's c[G]cold and hard and p[Ab]petrified
[Eb]Lock the doors and cl[F]close the blinds
We're g[Ab]going [Bb]for a r[Eb]ride