Tone: [Eb]
Capo: 3
Intro
[Dm] [F] [C] [C] x4
Verse 1
[Dm] [F]What did you [C]think I'd say to that?
[Dm] [F]Does a scorpion [C]sting when fighting back?
[Dm] [F]They strike to [C]kill, and you [Dm]know I [F]will[C]
You [Dm]know I [F] [C]will
[Dm] [F] [C] [C]
[Dm] [F]What do you [C]sing on your drive home?
[Dm] [F]Do you see [C]my face in the neighbor's lawn?
[Dm]Does she [F]smile?[F]
[C]Or does she [Dm]mouth, [F]"F*ck you for[C]ever"?
Pre-Chorus
[F] [C]Every time you [G]call me [F]crazy, I [C]get more [G]crazy
[G]What about that?[G] [F]
And when you [C]say I seem [G]angry, I [F]get more [C]angry[G]
Chorus
And there's [F]nothing like a [C]mad [G]woman
What a [F]shame she went [C]mad[G]
[F]No one likes a [C]mad [G]woman
You [F]made her like [C]that[G]
And you'll [F]poke that [C]bear 'til her [G]claws come out
And you [F]find some[C]thing to [G]wrap your noose around
[F] [C]And there's [G]nothing like a mad [F] [C] [G] [G] woman
[Dm] [F] [C] [C] x4
Verse 2
[Dm] [F]Now I breathe [C]flames each time I talk
[Dm]My [F]cannons all [C]firin' at your yacht
[Dm]They [F]say, "Move [C]on," but you know I [Dm]won't [F] [C]
[Dm]And [F]women like [C]hunting witches [Dm]too
[F]Doing your [C]dirtiest work for [Dm]you
It's [F]obvious that [C]wanting me [Dm]dead
Has really [F]brought you two [C]together
Pre-Chorus
[F] [C]Every time you [G]call me [F]crazy, I [C]get more [G]crazy
[G]What about that?[G] [F]
And when you [C]say I seem [G]angry, I [F]get more [C]angry[G]
Chorus
And there's [F]nothing like a [C]mad [G]woman
What a [F]shame she went [C]mad[G]
[F]No one likes a [C]mad [G]woman
You [F]made her like [C]that[G]
And you'll [F]poke that [C]bear 'til her [G]claws come out
And you [F]find some[C]thing to [G]wrap your noose around
[F] [C]And there's [G]nothing like a mad [F] [C] [G] [G] woman
Bridge
[F] [Dm]I'm [C]taking my [F]time, taking my [C]time
'Cause [G]you took everything [F]from me[Dm]
[C]Watching you [F]climb, watching you [C]climb
[G]Over people like [F]me[Dm]
The [C]master of [F]spin has a couple side flings
[G]Good wives always [F]know[Dm]
[C]She should be mad, should be [F]scathing like me, but
Outro
[G]No one likes a mad[F] [Dm]woman[C]
[F]What a [C]shame she went [G]mad [F] [Dm] [C] [C]
[F] [C] You [G]made her like that
[F] [Dm] [C] [C]
[F] [C] [G] [G]
[F] [Dm] [C] [C]
[F] [C] [G] [G]