Tone: [C]
[C]If i was as rich a[F]as you were mean
I'd [G]be a milliona[C]millionaire
If [C]I was as careless as y[F]you were stubborn,
I wou[G]wouldn't have a care
If [C]I was as holy as y[F]you were heartless,
I'd [G]go down as a sa[C]saint
If [C]I was as handsome as y[F]you were funny...
Well i[G]it's too bad you a[C]ain't.
If I had[F]had a good trade
For all of your b[C]bad traits [G]
Oh what a happy girl I'd [C]be
Wouldn't it [F]be great
If I was as sm[C]art as y[G]ou were fa[F]ke
I'd have a No[G]Nobel Prize and a P[C]PhD.
[C]If I was as jealous a[F]as you were crazy,
[G]I'd start turning gr[C]green.
I'd be a mill[F]millionaire
If I was
As r[G]rich as you were m[C]mean.