Intro:
[Am] [F] [C] [G]
[Am] [F] [C] [G]
Verse 1
I break the [Am]ice, so they don't see my [C]size
And I have to be [Am]nice, or I'll be the [C]next punch [G]line
[Am]I'm just the best friend in [F]Hollywood movies
Who [C]only exists to conti[G]nue the story
The [Am]girl gets the guy, while I'm [F]standing off-screen
So I'll [C]wait for my cue to be [G]comedic relief
Chorus
[Am]Can't be too loud, [F]can't be too busy
If [C]I don't answer now, are they [G]still gonna need me?
[Am]Can't be too proud, [F]can't think I'm pretty
Do they [C]keep me around, so their [G]flaws just seem silly?
Verse 2
I say I'm[Am] okay, 'cause they wouldn't [C]care anyw[G]ay
And I could try to [Am]explain
But my efforts in [C]vain, they can't [G]relate
To how I've [Am]drawn out in Sharpie where [F]I'd take the scissors
If [C]that's what it took for me to [G]look in the mirror
Oh, I've [Am]done every diet to [F]make me look thinner
So [C]why do I still feel so [G]goddamn inferior?
Chorus
[Am]Can't be too loud, [F]can't be too busy
If [C]I don't answer now, are they [G]still gonna need me?
[Am]Can't be too proud, [F]can't think I'm pretty
Do they [C]keep me around, so their [G]flaws just seem silly?
Refrain
Life of the [Am]fat, funny, [F]friend
Life of the [C]fat, funny, [G]friend
Bridge
It's [Am]funny when I think a [F]guy likes me
And it's [C]funny when I'm the one who [G]says, "Let's go to eat"
It's [Am]funny when I'm asked to [F]go out on Halloween
[C]Dresses, and thigh-highs, while [G]I hide my body
[Am]Can't be too loud, and [F]can't be too busy
If [C]I don't answer now, are they [G]still gonna miss me?
Chorus
[Am]Can't be too loud, [F]can't be too busy
If [C]I don't answer now, are they [G]still gonna need me?
[Am]Can't be too proud, [F]can't think I'm pretty
Do they [C]keep me around, so their [G]flaws just seem silly?
Refrain
Life of the [Am]fat, funny, [F]friend
Life of the [C]fat, funny, [G]friend
Life of the [Am]fat, funny, [F]friend
Life of the [C]fat, funny, [G]friend
Outro
I've [Am]drawn out in Sharpie where [F]I'd take the sciss[C]ors