Tone: [Eb]
Verse:
[Bb]I just really hate your face
Though I know that won’t surp[Bb]surprise you
But, to me, your skin is [Fm]one giant wart
And your laugh’s one big snort
And you [E]stink, so, in short, I des[Eb]despise you
You disgrace the human [Bb]race
‘Cause you’re more of a mos[Bb]mosquito
I would rather have the [Fm]dentist and drill
Then this swine in the swill
And if [E]you were a bill, I would [Eb]veto
Chords:
And [Ab]if the [Abm]world was [G]perfect
You would be [Cm]gone without a [F]trace
But [Ab]since the world could never be that [Bb]great
I’ll just hate your stupid [Eb]face
Chorus:
Doo-doo-doo-[C]Doo-doo-doo-doo-doo
Doo-doo-[Fm]Doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-[Bb]doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo
Verse:
[Bb]I just really like your face
You don’t have to look so [Bb]happy!
I’m not really into [Fm]love that you flaunt
In some glittery font
But if [E]that’s what you want
Make it [Eb]snappy!
I just feel so out of [Bb]place
Well, except for when you’re near me
When you’re gone, I’m like a [Fm]plant with no root
Or a song that’s on mute
Don’t you [E]dare call it cute!
You should [Eb]fear me!
Chords:
And [Ab]if the [Abm]world was [G]perfect
You would have [Cm]never invaded my [F]space
But [Ab]since the world’s obsessed with saying [Bb]“psych!”
Now I like your stupid [Eb]face
Chorus:
Doo-doo-doo-[C]Doo-doo-doo-doo-doo
Doo-doo-[Fm]Doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-[Bb]doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo
Verse:
[Bb]I just really miss your face
Though, by now, I must disgust you
I had tried to be the [Fm]stubbornest mule
‘Cause I knew life was cruel
So I [F]guess I was foolish to [Eb]trust you
[Bb]But I wait here, just in case
Though I know I’m being senseless
How could I have ever [Fm]been so naive
And wear my heart on my sleeve
When I [F]knew it would leave me de[Eb]defenseless
Chords:
And [Ab]if the [Abm]world was [G]perfect
You would be [Cm]here in my emb[F]embrace
But [Ab]since the world denied me one last [Bb]kiss
I’ll just miss your stupid [Eb]face
Doo-doo-doo-[C]Doo-doo-doo-doo-doo...
[Eb]“What are you doing here?”
“I didn’t run away! …It was a strategic retreat.”
“What is there to talk
about? It’s over—I ruined it.” [Gb]
“Well yeah, of course I’m sorry, but—”
“No—no, don’t forgive me! Why do you do that?
Why give me another chance to mess things up?” [F]
“Because you what?!”
Bridge:
Those [Bb]three little words
Out of the blue
[Bb]Completely uncalled for
Especially from you
[Db]Why don’t you hate me?
Why do you care?
[Db]Can’t you berate me? Isn’t that fair?
Where is your glare?
Don’t you [D]dare leave our problems and pain on the shelf!
Because if you don’t hate me, I can’t hate [Gbm]myself
But [Gb]that’s why I [Db]need you
[Ab]You shatter my fear
[Gb]‘Cause despite my misdeed, you
[Ab]Are still right here
Though it’s [A]stupid to date me
You’re willing to try
[A]And if you don’t hate me
Then why should I?
[Bb]“Are you sure you don't want to give up on me?”
"You're a moron...” [Eb]
Verse:
So you think that we could [Bb]work?
Here I thought I’d been the dumb one
-"What?"- You’re forgiving me for [Fm]all I did wrong
You’re unmuting the song
[E]And again, I belong to [Eb]someone
You can drop the stupid [Bb]smirk
Though, by now, I guess you’ve earned that
‘Cause no matter how [Fm]intensely I pout
Your stupid face will win out
And I [E]guess it’s about time I [Eb]learned that
Chords:
And [Ab]though we go to[G]together like a [Cm]Chanel No.5 and [F]mace
At least it’s [Ab]not as dull as fitting like a [Bb]glove
‘Cause you’re a [Ab]nightmare that I’ve not been [Bb]dreaming of
But I [Ab]suppose that when push comes to [Bb]shove
-"Fine."-
I love your stupid [Eb]face
Chorus:
Doo-doo-doo-[C]Doo-doo-doo-doo-doo
Doo-doo-[Fm]Doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-[Bb]doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo
"Your stupid face…"