Tone: [Bb]
Verse 1:
[Bb] This old goat with beard of grey
[Dm] He turns his leather gripped cane
[Gm] Those times you clapped and called for, "[Dm]"Quiet."
[Dm] They’ve come to hold you, ain’t that nice?
[Bb] He packs a fat oom paul to
[Dm] Jib and make home-baked perfume
[Gm] Sips froth from soft, warm joe
[Dm] Snug eiderdown bedclothes [Bb] [Daug]
You [Gm]know,[Dm]know, you know the way that I
Interlude:
[Bb] [Dm] [Gm] [Dm]
Chorus:
[Bb] Come on you hermit, you never fight back
[Dm] Why don’t you play with bows and arrows?
[Gm] Why don’t you dance like you’re sick in your mind?
[Dm] Why don’t you set your wings on fire?
Interlude:
[Bb] [Dm] [Gm] [Dm]
Verse 2:
[Bb] You slick back that wiry mane
a [Dm]neat tucked slice
[Gm]Deep trees sleep on the dank lawn
And [Dm]scratch the slate
[Bb] You finger down that waxen line
[Dm] Between your breasts
a [Gm]squeaky pain upon each breath
The [Dm]plumbers left
Interlude:
[Bb] [Daug] [Gm] [Dm]
[Dm] You know the way that I [Bb]feel
Interlude:
[Dm] [Gm] [Dm]
Chorus:
[Bb] Come on you hermit, you never fight back
[Dm] Why don’t you play with bows and arrows?
[Gm] Why don’t you dance like you’re sick in your mind?
[Dm] Why don’t you set your wings on fire?
Outro:
[Bb] Come on you hermit, Why don’t you play nice?
[Dm] Why don’t you toy with xxx and violence?
[Gm] Why don’t you stare back into my huge eye?
[Dm] Why don’t you set my wings on fire?
Outro:
[Dm] [Gm] [Dm]