Intro
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Verse
And well, I [C]think I've gone mad [Am] [F]
Isn't that [C]so sad?[Am]sad? [F]
And what a [C]shame you've lost a
[Am]brain that you [F]never had [C] [Am] [F]
Oh, mum, [C]check the car it [Am]can’t have gone far[F]far
I must have [C]left it on a train or [Am]lost in a [F]bar
[C] It’s likely in a [Am]Sainsbu[F]Sainsbury’s
Flir[C]Flirting with the girls and [Am]waiting for [F]me
I [C]jumped on a bus, de[Am]declared my [F]name
And [C]asked if anybody's se[Am]seen my [F]brain
"Your [C]brain was last seen [Am]going for a [F]run
And [C]would you sign an auto[G]autograph for my daughter [C]Laura?
'Cause she a[Am]adores you
But I [F]think you’re shit"
"I've [C]gotta look for my [Am]brain for a bit![F]bit!”
I [C]stepped outside, it [Am]hurt my [F]eyes
“Well [C]what do you expect when you’ve [Am]got no mind![F]mind!”
I [C]searched all day it [Am]drove me in[F]insane
[C]“Where would I be if [G]I was my brain?”
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Outro
The [C]nice nurse told me she [Am]felt my [F]pain
But she couldn't [C]find a single [Am]trace of my [F]brain
[C]"Oops!... I Did It Again" [Am]started [F]playing
For[C]Forget my brain, re[Am]remember my [F]name