CAPO: 4
Verse 1
[G]She walks [D]down the [Em]stairs, feeling her[D]herself
Lookin' [C]like she just won a court case [D]
[G] He's got a [D]funny way of [Em]using the [D]same
Four chords for [C]every song he makes
[G]He's called [D]Bill and he [Em]plays with [D]words
Like a [C]skill, yeah he's pretty great
He [G]said his of[D]official friend [Em]died 'cause of a of[D]officiate [C] [D]
Yeah, [G]she's called [D]Hannah and she [Em]plays the Jo[D]Joanna
Grade [C]eight but she's got no soul [D]
[G]John's ob[D]obsessed with [Em]fat ass and he's [D]ten years old [C] [D]
Oh, [G]Dad's an otis [D]readin' at a [Em]wedding typе [D]guy
With the [C]best voice you'vе ever heard [D]
He said, "[G]"Give me a [D]date I can [Em]work on, my [D]heart hurts" [C] [D]
Chorus
I get home on the 23rd [G] [D] [Em] [D] [C] [D]
[C]I'll drive up on the [D]23rd [G] [D] [Em] [D] [C]
Verse 2
And I [G]bumped into [D]Julie in the [Em]co-op, she [D]asked how the [C]family's been [D]
I said "[G]"Alex is a [D]sculptor and [Em]Olivia's [D]been a vegan [C]since ten [D]
While [G]Vin wears [D]dresses whilst [Em]Debbie coa[D]coalesces in a [C]fleece that doesn't work" [D]
And I'll be [G]givin' my [D]chair to my [Em]mum 'cause her [D]back hurts [C] [D]
Chorus
I get home on the 23rd [G] [D] [Em] [D] [C] [D]
[C]I'll drive up on the [D]23rd [G](Yeah[D](Yeah, [Em]yeah) [D] [C]
Bridge
Now [G]mum's not a [D]fan of that [Em]line about her [D]back
She said it [C]makes her sound [D]frumpy and [C]old [D]
I said, "[G]"Woman, [D]you are [Em]sixty-[D]four years old"[C] [D] [C] [D]
Outro
Now, [G]stop the per[D]percussion, I wanna [Em]have a dis[D]discussion
And it's [C]Christmas so [D]this is gonna be a [C]nightmare [D]
I just [G]came for the [D]stuffin', not to [Em]argue about [D]nothin'
[C]Mark my words [D]
I'll be home on the 23rd [G] [D] [Em] [D] [C] [D]
Yeah, drive [C]up on the [D]23rd [G] [D] [Em] [D] [C] [D]
Oh, come [C]home on the [D]23rd[G]23rd [D] [Em] (Yeah[D](Yeah) [C] [D] [C] [D]
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