Tone: [D]
Verse 1:
[D]In the time of chimpanzees [Dsus4]I was a monkey
Bu[D]Butane in my veins and I'm [Dsus4]out to cut the junkie
[D]With the plastic eyeballs, [Dsus4]spray-paint the vegetables
[D]Dog food stalls with the [Dsus4]beefcake pantyhose
[D]Kill the headlights and [Dsus4]put it in neutral
[D]Stock car flamin' with a [Dsus4]loser and the cruise control
[D]Baby's in Reno with [Dsus4]the vitamin D
Got a [D]couple of couches, [Dsus4]sleep on the love-seat
[D]Someone came in sayin' I'm i[Dsus4]insane to complain
G#out a [D]shotgun wedding and a stain on [Dsus4]my shirt
[D]Don't believe everything that you [Dsus4]breathe
You get a [D]parking violation and a maggot on your [Dsus4]sleeve
[D5]So shave your face with some mace in the dark
[D5]Savin' all your food stamps and burnin' down the trailer park
[D5] [D5]Yo, cut it
Chorus:
[D]Soo[Dsus4]Soooy un [D]perdedoo[Dsus4]perdedooor
I'm a [D]loser ba[Dsus4]babyyy
So, [D]why don't you kill [Dsus4]me? -double-barrel buckshot-
[D]Soo[Dsus4]Soooy un [D]perdedoo[Dsus4]perdedooor
I'm a [D]loser ba[Dsus4]babyyy
So, [D]why don't you kill [Dsus4]me?
Verse 2:
Forces of evil in a bozo nightmare
Ban all the music with a phony gas chamber
'Cause one's got a weasel and the other's got a flag
One's on the pole, shove the other in a bag
[D5]With the rerun shows and the cocaine nose-job
[D5]The daytime crap of the folksinger slob
[D5]He hung himself with a guitar string
a [D5]slab of turkey-neck and it's hanging from a pigeon wing
[D9] You can't write if you can't relate
Trade the cash for the beef for the body for the hate
And my [D9]time is a piece of wax falling on a [D9]termite
That's choking on the splinters
Chorus:
[D]Soo[Dsus4]Soooy un [D]perdedoo[Dsus4]perdedooor
I'm a [D]loser ba[Dsus4]babyyy
So, [D]why don't you kill [Dsus4]me? -get crazy with the cheeze whiz-
[D]Soo[Dsus4]Soooy un [D]perdedoo[Dsus4]perdedooor
I'm a [D]loser ba[Dsus4]babyyy
So, [D]why don't you kill [Dsus4]me? -drive-by body pierce-
Interlude:
-Yo, bring it on down-
-Soooy...-
-[D5]-I'm a driver, I'm a winner
[D5]Things are gonna change, I can feel it-
Chorus:
[D]Soo[Dsus4]Soooy un [D]perdedoo[Dsus4]perdedooor
I'm a [D]loser ba[Dsus4]babyyy
So, [D]why don't you kill [Dsus4]me? -get crazy with the cheeze whiz-
[D]Soo[Dsus4]Soooy un [D]perdedoo[Dsus4]perdedooor
I'm a [D]loser ba[Dsus4]babyyy
So, [D]why don't you kill [Dsus4]me? -leh!-
[D]Soo[Dsus4]Soooy un [D]perdedoo[Dsus4]perdedooor
I'm a [D]loser ba[Dsus4]babyyy
So, [D]why don't you kill [Dsus4]me? -sprechen Sie Deutsch, eh, baby?-
[D]Soo[Dsus4]Soooy un [D]perdedoo[Dsus4]perdedooor
I'm a [D]loser ba[Dsus4]babyyy
So, [D]why don't you kill [Dsus4]me? -know what I'm sayin'?-