Tone: [D]
Chorus:
Do you think I'm t[D]target pr[Cadd9]practice?
You're not even [Bm]on my [Bb]axis
And put in a s[D]soundproof c[Cadd9]casket
"She was such a g[Bm]gifted [Bb]actress"
Verse 1:
The kids say that t[D]talk too much and I'm t[Cadd9]too wound up
But my m[Bm]mom's friend Cheryl says I'm f[Bb]funny as xxxx
So t[D]talk your xxxx and squ[Cadd9]squash your bugs
While I r[Bm]read my books and d[G]do my drugs
Chorus:
F[D]Fell asleep in m[C]math this morning
Sl[G]Slammed my head against the table
[D]Every day's so g[C]goddamn boring
But [G]I don't mean to sound ungrateful [Em] [G]
Post-Chorus:
Do you think I'm t[D]target pr[Cadd9]practice?
You're not even [Bm]on my [Bb]axis
And put in a s[D]soundproof c[Cadd9]casket
"She was such a g[Bm]gifted [Bb]actress"
Verse 2:
They told me not to c[D]cut
my hair 'cause "it fr[Cadd9]frames your face"
"What's a g[Bm]girl like you doing [Bb]in this place?"
When it [D]all goes numb and I'm [Cadd9]eating dirt
Thank G[Bm]God didn't w[G]wear a skirt
Chorus:
F[D]Fell asleep in m[C]math this morning
Sl[G]Slammed my head against the table
[D]Every day's so g[C]goddamn boring
But [G]I don't mean to sound ungrateful
F[D]Fell asleep in m[C]math this morning
Sl[G]Slammed my head against the table
[D]Every day's so g[C]goddamn boring
But [G]I don't mean to sound ungrateful [Em] [G]
Post-Chorus:
Do you think I'm t[D]target pr[Cadd9]practice?
You're not even [Bm]on my [Bb]axis
And put in a s[D]soundproof c[Cadd9]casket
"She was such a g[Bm]gifted [Bb]actress"