Tone: [G]
Verse 1
[G]Remember when you [C]broke up with your fucking ex?
[Em]God, I'm glad you've [C]finally gotten over them
[G]Only took a[C]about a hundred million [Em]texts
God, I swear that [C]bitch was such a narcis[G]narcissist
Everybody [C]knows I love you [Em]so
So, so, so [C]much
[G]'Cause every time they [C]ask, I always [Em]tell
Tell, tell, tell them
Chorus
That's my fucking [G]best friend, that's my fucking [C]right hand
That's my fucking [Em]throw up in the bathroom but still [C]love them
That's my fucking [G]best friend, best [C]friend
That's my fucking [Em]best friend, best [C]friend
That's my fucking [G]lifeline, that's my ride or [C]die likе
That's my fucking [Em]hate you but you know that that's a [C]damn lie
Baby, you're my [G]bеst friend, best [C]friend
Baby, you're my [Em]best friend, best [C]friend
Baby, you're my [G]
Post-Chorus
[C](Ooh) [Em] [C]
Baby, you're my
Verse 2
[G]Made a promise [C]that I'm gonna marry [Em]you
If we're both still [C]single by like thirty-[G]thirty-two
And that shit is [C]gonna end up being [Em]true
'Cause I hate like [C]everyone except for [G]you
Who else is gonna grocery [C]shop with me at two a.m.?
[Em]Who else will take that picture [C]for you just to get revenge?
[G]You're just as psycho as me, [C]just as sick inside the head
[Em]So when they ask, I've always said
Chorus
That's my fucking [G]best friend, that's my fucking [C]right hand
That's my fucking [Em]throw up in the bathroom but still [C]love them
That's my fucking [G]best friend, best [C]friend
That's my fucking [Em]best friend, best [C]friend
That's my fucking [G]lifeline, that's my ride or [C]die likе
That's my fucking [Em]hate you but you know that that's a [C]damn lie
Baby, you're my [G]bеst friend, best [C]friend
Baby, you're my [Em]best friend, best [C]friend
Baby, you're my [G]
Post-Chorus
[C](Ooh)[Em](Ooh) [C]
Baby, you're my
Outro
[G] [C] [Em] [C]