Tone: [E]
Capo: 3
Fingerpicking/Strumming pattern: Strumming
Intro
[E] [E7] [A] [Am]
Verse
[E]Life isn't quite what I thought I'd be
When [G#]I was a kid on VOIP
I [C#m]thought when I get older
I'd [A]marry her, I [Am]told her
[E]Now I'm 26 and I work in an office
[G#]9 til 5's not the best, I'll be honest
[C#m] If I could change a single thing
[A] I'd make it [Am]me and not him[F#m11]him
Chorus
But [A]he's in your bed, [Am]I'm in your Twitch Chat[E]Chat
[A]I've got the key and [Am]he's just a doormat[E]doormat
And [A]even though he's got [Am]social skills
That [E]doesn't mean I can't [E7]pay the bills
[A]Anyway, make the [Am]most of him,
Cause [E]she moves on pretty [G#]bloody quick, [A]oh-oh[Am]oh-oh
[F#m]Your new boyfriend's an [F#m]arsehole
N.C.
Woo!
Interlude
[E] [G#] [C#m] [A] [Am]
[E] [G#] [C#m] [A] [Am]
Verse
[E]Yeah, I've met Jared, of course I've met Jared
The [G#]one that took you away from me
[C#m] You hit it off instantly
I [A]know, cause you won't stop [Am]telling me
I've [E]seen his jawline, shoulders and muscles
[G#]Push against his fashion sense
I've [C#m]thought about what he looks like nude
[A] (I'm not gay though)[Am]though)
Interlude
[E]
Bridge
Cause [E]she's living the dream[G#]dream
Oh, [C#m]she's living the dream
From [A]back when we were [Am]seventeen
[E]She's living the dream[G#]dream
Oh, [C#m]she's living the dream
From [A]back when we were [Am]seventeen
[E]How on earth can I be saved?
N.C.
When I'm one click away from insane
[C#m] I just think that I deserve
A [A]little bit of what [Am]I earned
I'm [E]not gonna make another scene
the [G#]one I made when I was 23
Means I'm [C#m]not allowed in Disney World [A] [Am] [F#m11]
Chorus
But [A]he's in your bed and [Am]I'm in your Twitch Chat[E]Chat
[A]I've got the key and [Am]he's just a doormat[E]doormat
'Cause [A]even though he's got [Am]social skills
That [E]doesn't mean I can't pay [E7]the bills
[A]Anyway, make the [Am]most of him,
Cause [E]she moves on pretty [G#]bloody quick, [A]oh-oh[Am]oh-oh
[F#m]Your new boyfriend's an a[F#m]arsehole
Interlude
[E] [G#] [C#m] [A] [Am]
Outro
I [E]think about you everyday[G#]everyday
So [C#m]how on earth can I be[A]be save[Am]saved
I [E]think about him a lot as[G#]as well
[C#m]Maybe if he wasn't fine as[A]as hell[Am]hell
Cause you're [E]beauty
And you[G#]you're grace
Your t[C#m]telephone calls are my[A]my favorite [Am]place
[E] I want you to [G#]notice me
[C#m] With no restraining [A]order [Am]please (Jason De[E]Derulo!)
I want you to [G#]care
[C#m] I want to smell your[A]your hair[Am]hair
[E]