Tone: [G]
(Verse 1)
Well, it's [G]2:45pm
Wake [B]up from snoring, [C]open DMs
[G]Can of Red Bull by the bed
[B]Vape is charged,[C]is charged, Snapchat’s read
What's [G]popping? [B] [C]
What's [G]What's popping? [B] [C]
She’s [G]beauty, she's grace
She has a [B]a profile
picture of an [C]anime girl's face
[G]Just a single message more
Sends her [B]rubbing up my [C]ethernet cord [A]
(Pre-Chorus)
I wanna be the [C]guy
That you [B]fall asleep on c[A]call with
I'll make you forg[C]forget
Every [B]guy that came befo[A]before me
'Cause I like [C]you
And [B]you like my atte[A]attention
Let's skip to the [C]good bit
Let's consummate our internet conne[D]connection
(Chorus)
[G]I'm in love with an
I’m in love with an
[B]I’m in love with an
[C]With an e-girl
[G]I'm in love with an
I’m in love with an
[B]I'm in love with an
[C]With an e-girl
(Verse 2)
[G]Mom took away my PS4
So I [B]punched a hole
through my [C]bedroom wall
I'm [G]not aggressive
I just ooze masculine passion [B] [C]
[G]Did you know I've also got depression?
I’m [B]self-diagnosed,
thought [C]I should mention
[G]I thought you could be
the one to fi[B]fix me [C] [A]
(Pre-Chorus)
I wanna be the [C]girl
That you [B]fall asleep on ca[A]call with
Meanwhile [C]I'll
Find [B]other people to [A]talk with
'Cause you like [C]me
And [B]I think you're a ma[A]maniac
Let's skip to the [C]good bit
Let's completely block all conta[D]contact
(Chorus)
[G]I'm in love with an
I'm in love with an
[B]I'm in love with an
[C]With an e-girl
[G]I'm in love with an
I'm in love with an
[B]I'm in love with an
[C]With an e-girl
(Bridge)
[G]Mom took away my PS4
I've [B]said it so many tim[C]times before
How can [G]I live on if I keep collecting[B]collecting [C]
These [G]every little
slights and insurrections
[B]Constant pain in [C]every dimension
My [G]body weeps
Disbelief heads suspensions[B]suspensions [C] [A]
(Outro)
I wanna be the [C]guy
That you find [B]stalking your aff[A]affections
Your social media [C]scoured
You seek [B]police interv[A]interventions
Cause I base m[C]my
[B]Ideals on obs[A]obsessive media
N.C.
Maybe if I act like them
You'll respond to my DMs