Tone: [F]
Intro
[F] [Am] [Dm] [Bbmaj7] [Bbm]
Verse1
[F]I still remember, third of December, [Am]me in your sweater
You said it looked better on [Dm]me than it did you
Only if you knew, [Bbmaj7]how much I liked you
But [Bbm]I watch your eyes as she
Prechorus
Walks [F]by
What a sight for sore [Am]eyes, brighter than a blue sk[Dm]sky
She's got you mesm[Bbmaj7]mesmerized while [Bbm]I die
Chorus
[F]Why would you ever kiss me?
I'm [Am]not even half as pretty
You [Dm]gave her your sweater, it's just polyester
But [Bbmaj7]you like her better
([Bbm](Wish I were Heather)
Verse2
[F]Watch as she stands with her, holding your hand
Put your [Am]arm 'round her shoulder, now I'm getting colder
But [Dm]how could I hate her? She's such an angel
[Bbmaj7]But then again, kinda wish[Bbm]wish she were dead as she
Pre-chorus
Walks [F]by,
what a sight for sore [Am]eyes
Brighter than the blue [Dm]sky
She's got you mesm[Bbmaj7]mesmerized while [Bbm]I die
Chorus
[F]Why would you ever kiss me?
I'm [Am]not even half as pretty
You [Dm]gave her your sweater, it's just polyester
But [Bbmaj7]you like her better
([Bbm](I wish I were Heather)
Bridge
[F](Oh) [Am] Wish I were Heather
(Oh, [Dm]oh) [Bbmaj7] [Bbm] Wish I were Heather
Chorus
[F]Why would you ever kiss me?
I'm [Am]not even half as pretty
You [Dm]gave her your sweater, it's just polyester
But [Bbmaj7]you like her better
[Bbm]Wish I were