Tone: [B]
Capo: 2
        Verse 1:
[B]Alcohol my[D]my permanent acce[A]accessory
[B]Alcohol a[D]a party-time n[A]nessessity
[B]Alcohol al[D]alternative to [A]feeling like yo[F#m]yourself
Oh [D]Alcohol I still[E]still drink to your health[A]health. [E]  [A]  [E] 
        Chorus:
[A]I [E]love you[F#m] more than I[B] did the week[D] before
[A]I discovered [E]Alcohol
For[B]get the Cafe L[D]atte screw the ra[A]spberry Ice Tea
A M[B]Malibu and [D]coke for you an [A]gin and tea for me
Alco[B]Alcohol your son[D]songs dissolve like my [A]life never will            [F]  [#m]  
When [D]someone else is [E]picking up the bil[A]l.[E] .[A] .[E] 
[A]I [E]love you[F#m] more than I[B] did the week[D] before
[A]I discovered [E]Alcohol
Oh Alcoh[F#m]Alcohol, would you p[D]please forgive me  [E]             [F#m]   
[D]though I cannot[E] love mysel[F#m]f I'll use 
so[D]mething [E]else                 [A]          [E] 
[A]I thought that alcohol[A/G#] was just for
 those wit[A/G]h nothing else[D]                 [E] 
to [A]do
[A]I thought that drinking just t[A/G#]to get drunk
 was a waste of[A/G]of                                [D] 
p[E]precious booze      [A] 
[A]But now I know that [A/G#]there's a time and
 there's a plac[A/G]place                                    [D] 
where I can [E]choose         [A] 
[A]To walk the fine-line b[A/G#]between self control and
 self abu[A/G]abuse.                            [D]         [E] 
[Solo:]On the T[B]hird hol[D]d on D t[A]o g[X3]et back to the Chorus A
        Chorus 3:
[A]I [E]love you[F#m] more than I[B] did the week[D] before
[A]I discovered [E]Alcohol   
[A]Wou[E]Would you please ig[F#m]ignore, that you [B]found me on the flo[D]or
[A]trying on your [E]camisole
[F#m]Oh Alcohol, wou[D]would you please forg[E]forgive me       [F#m]   
though I[D] cannot love my[E]self I'll u[F#m]se
 something [D]else    [E]                     [A]          [E]