[Verse1]
[G]I read the [Bm]news today oh [Em]boy [Em7]
[C]About a l[C/B]lucky man who [Asus2]made the grade
[G]And though the [Bm]news was rather [Em]sad [Em7]
[C]Well I just [F]had to l[Em]laugh [Em7]
[C]I saw the [F]photogra[Em]photograph [C]
[Verse2]
[G]He blew his [Bm]mind out in a [Em]car [Em7]
[C]He didn't [C/B]notice that the l[Asus2]lights had changed
[G]A crowd of [Bm]people stood and [Em]stared [Em7]
[C]They'd seen his [F]face before
[Em]Nobody was really sure
If [Em7]he was from the House of [C]Lords
[Verse3]
[G]I saw a [Bm]film today oh [Em]boy [Em7]
[C]The English [C/B]Army had just [Asus2]won the war
[G]A crowd of [Bm]people turned [Em]away [Em7]
[C]But I just [F]had to look[Em]look
Having [Em7]read the [C]book
N.C
I'd love to turn you on
[Middle]
[E]Woke up, fell out of bed
Dragged a comb across my [Dsus2]head
Found my [E]way downstairs and [B7sus4]drank a cup
And [E]looking up I [B7sus4]noticed I was late [(B7)](ha ha ha.)
Found my [E]coat and grabbed my hat
Made the bus in seconds [Dsus2]flat
Found my [E]way upstairs and [B7sus4]had a smoke
And [E]somebody spoke and I went [B7sus4]into a dream.
[Interlude]
[C](A[G]aaaaaaaaa[D]aa[A]hhhh[E]hhhhhhh[C]hh[G]hhhh[D]hh[A]h) [|E] [D] [C] [D|]
[Verse4]
[G]I read the [Bm]news today oh [Em]boy [Em7]
[C]Four thousand [C/B]holes in Blackburn, [Asus2]Lancashire
[G]And though the [Bm]holes were rather [Em]small [Em7]
[C]They had to [F]count them all
[Em]Now they know how many holes
it [Em7]takes to fill the Albert [C]Hall
I'd love to turn you on.