[Intro]
[B5] [A5] [G#5] [G5] [x2]
[Verse]
[B5]Hey [A5]mister, [G#5]where you [G5]headed?
[B5]Are you [A5]in a [G#5]hurry? [G5]
[B5]Need a [A5]lift to [G#5]happy [G5]hour.
Say [B5]oh n[A5]no. [G#5] [G5]
[B5]Do you [A5]brake for [G#5]distilled [G5]spirits?
[B5]I need a [A5]break as [G#5]well. [G5]
[B5]The [A5]well that [G#5]inebr[G5]inebriates the guilt.
[B5]1, [A5]2. [G#5]1, 2, [G5]3, 4.
[B5] [A5] [G#5] [G5] [x3] [B5] [A5] [G#5]
[Verse]
[B5]Cold [A5]turkey's [G#5]getting [G5]
stale, [B5]tonight I'm [A5]eating [G#5]crow. [G5]
[B5]Ferm[A5]Fermented [G#5]salmon[G5]salmonella poison [B5]oak [A5]no [G#5] [G5]
[B5]There's a [A5]drought at the [G#5]fountain
of [G5]youth, [B5]and now I'm [A5]dehyd[G#5]dehydrating. [G5]
[B5]My t[A5]tongue is [G#5]swelling [G5]up, as say[B5]say 1, [A5]2. 1[G#5], 2, [G5]3, 4.
[B5] [A5] [G#5] [G5] [x4]
[Chorus]
[E]Troubled [F#5]times, you [B5]know I [A5]can not [G#5]lie. [G5]
[E]I'm off the wagon and I'm [F#5]hitchin' a ride.
[B5] [A5] [G#5] [G5] [x2]
[Verse]
[B5]There's a [A5]drought at the [G#5]fountain
of [G5]youth, [B5]and now I'm [A5]dehyd[G#5]dehydrating. [G5]
[B5]My t[A5]tongue is [G#5]swelling [G5]up, I say shit!
[Solo]
[B5] [D5] [G5] [F#5] [x8]
[Chorus]
[E]Troubled [F#5]times, you [B5]know I [A5]can not [G#5]lie. [G5]
[E]I'm off the wagon and I'm [F#5]
hitchin' a r[B5]ride.[D5]ide. [G#5] [G5]
I'm hitchin' a r[B5]ride.[D5]ide. [G#5] [G5]
I'm hitchin' a r[B5]ride.[D5]ide. [G#5] [G5]
I'm hitchin' a r[B5]ride.[D5]ide. [G#5] [G5]
I'm hitchin' a r[B5]ride.[D5]ide. [G#5] [G5]
I'm hitchin' a r[B5]ride.[D5]ide. [G#5] [G5]
I'm hitchin' a r[B5]ride.[D5]ide. [G#5] [G5]
I'm hitchin' a r[B5]ride.[D5]ide. [G#5]