[C]I'm a poor Hawaiian [Gaug]beach boy a [C]long way from the [Gaug]beach
'Cause [C]someone shoved his [Gaug]face against my [C]hand [C7]
Now [F]I'm a kissing [Fm]cousin to a [C]ripe pine[A7]pineapple [Dm]
[G7]I'm in a[C]a can
[C]I was minding my own [Gaug]business but [C]drinking daddy's [Gaug]juice
I [C]swear I'll [Gaug]never touch that [C]stuff ag[C7]again
Just like a [F]pig before he [Fm]gave his [C]all at the [A7]luau [Dm]
[G7]I'm in a[C]a pen
[F]Got those beach boy blues
[C]Don't the time go slow
[F]Lonely beach boy blues
Only [D7]30 days and 90 years to [G7]go
[C]I want a taste of [Gaug]honey from [C]my wahini's [Gaug]lips
I [C]want to be her [Gaug]ever loving [C]man [C7]
But [F]I'm a kissing [Fm]cousin to a [C]ripe pine[A7]pineapple [Dm]
[G7]I'm in a[C]a can
Yeah, [F]I'm a kissing cousin to a [C]ripe pine[A7]pineapple [Dm]
[G7]I'm in a[C]a can