[Intro]
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[A]Put on your [E]yarmulke, [D]here comes [E]Hanukkah
[A]It's so much [E]fun-akkah, to [D]celebrate [E]Hanukkah,
[A]Hanukkah [E]is the [D]Festival of [E]Lights,
[A]Instead of one day of [E]presents, we have eight [D]crazy [E]nights.
[A]When you feel like the only [E]kid in town with[D]without a Xmas [E]tree,
[A]Here's a list of [E]people who are Jewish, [D]just like you and [E]me:
[A]David Lee [E]Roth [D]lights the meno[E]menorah,
[A]So do James [E]Caan, Kirk Douglas, and the [D]late Dinah [E]Shore-ah
[A]Guess who eats to[E]together at the [D]Carnegie [E]Deli,
[A]Bowzer from [E]Sha-na-na, and [D]Arthur Fonzer[E]Fonzerrelli.
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[A]Paul Newman's half [E]Jewish; [D]Goldie Hawn's half [E]too,
[A]Put them to[E]together... what a [D]fine lookin' [E]Jew! [Esus2] [E]
[D]You don¹t need "Deck the Halls" or "Jingle Bell Rock"
[E]Cause you can spin the dreidl with Captain Kirk and Mr. Spock--both Jewish![Esus2]Jewish!
[A]Put on your [E]yarmulke, it's [D]time for [E]Hanukkah,
The [A]owner of the Seattle Super[E]Supersonic-ahs [D]celebrates [E]Hanukkah.
[A]O.J. [E]Simpson... [D]not a [E]Jew!
But [A]guess who [E]is...Hall of [D]Fame-er... Rod[E]Rod Carew... (he converted![Bm]converted!)
[A]We got Ann [E]Landers and her [D]sister Dear A[E]Abby,
[A]Harrison Ford's a [E]quarter Jewish... [D]not too [E]shabby!
[A]Some people [E]think that [D]Ebeneezer [E]Scrooge is,
Well, he's [A]not, but [E]guess who is: [D]All three [E]stooges.[Esus2]stooges. [E]
[D]So many Jews are in show biz...
[E]Tom Cruise isn't, but I heard his agent is.[Esus2]is.
[A]Tell your friend Ver[E]Veronica, it¹s [D]time you celebrate [E]Hanukkah
I [A]hope I get a har[E]harmonica, on this [D]lovely, lovely [E]Hanukkah.
So [A]drink your gin-and-[E]gin-and-tonic-ah, and [D]smoke your mara[E]marajuanic-ah,
If you [A]really, really [E]wanna-kah, Have a [D]happy, happy, [E]happy, happy
[A]Hanukkah.