[Intro:] [C]
Put your arms around me ba[C]baby
Can't you see I need you [G]so
Hold me close against your sk[F]skin
I'm about to begi[G]begin
Lovin' yo[C]you
Spit on your hand and stroke my cock
At a medium[C]medium pace
Play with my balls and tell me
[G]How big they are
Honey, rub your beaver
Up an[F]and down my face
Sit on[G]on the corner of the bed
And watch[C]watch me whack off
You see that shampoo bottle
Now stic[C]stick it up my ass
Push it in and out
At a me[G]medium pace
Talk about your old boyfriend's d[F]dick
And how big it was
N[G]Now shave off my pubes
And punch me [C]in the face
Whoa[F]Whoa darlin'
Make me pu[G]push my dick and balls
[C]Back betwee[B]between my legs[A]legs
[G]Call me an ugly w[F]woman
And take my picture to show
All the people you wor[G]work with
Now pull up my scrotum
And take the shampoo bottle
[C]Out of my ass
Pretend I'm the pizza delivery guy
[G]And watch me whack off
Strap on a dild[F]dildo
And make me give you head
[G]Tell me to slow down
And do it at [C]a medium pace
I feel so humiliated
I[C]I'm about to blow my load
You tell me it's time to make love
[G]But now I can't
'Cause I spewed all over myself
Then you look into my ey[F]eyes
And you[G]you realize
How much I enjo[C]enjoy lovin' you[B]you [A] [G]
[F]I'm so sorry I spunked on my stomach [G]
Maybe next time I'll
be better at lovin' you
[Outro-] [A] [G] [C]